February 2015
Valentine’s Day specials
Karma - Love it!
Parents - an ancestor, precursor, or progenitor
Rare chickens - not found in large numbers and so, of interest or value
January 2015
Heatwaves -cause people and chickens to become increasingly bad-
tempered
Gluten - The latest ingredient non grata
Growth - a positive change in size over a period of time
Resolution - The state or quality of being resolute; firm determination
HappyNewYear - "It's going to be a fantastic year!"
December 2014
Merry Christmas - "wishing you peace and joy over the festive season"
Black Friday - "the fourth Friday of November, opening day for Christmas
shopping"
November 2014
The Hensioners - "Chickens henergizing the elderly"
Words are things - "They get in your wallpaper. They get in your rugs, in
your upholstery, in your clothes, and finally, into you." ~ Maya Angelou
Remembrance-day - "also known as Poppy Day"
AP-PRE-CI-ATE - "Recognize the full worth of, be grateful for..."
October 2014
OWEE-ee - "or in South Africa - EINA"
raising-children - "is like being pecked to death by chickens" D C King
organic-foods -"Organic food production is a heavily regulated industry,
distinct from private gardening"
Pink trees for Pauline - "create awareness, unite communities and raise
money for those afflicted with cancer"
thank-you - "an expression of gratitude"
September 2014
odd-toed ungulates -"a mammal with hooves that feature an odd number of
toes on the rear feet"
Scotland - "Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye! - What’s meant to happen will
happen"
spring - "In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
AUGUST 2014
orange - "our new cleaning range"
woman - "a female human"
pachyderm - "very large, thick-skinned animals"
a sign -"an object, event, or entity whose presence indicates the probable
presence of something else"
most precious things - "we all have them"
JULY 2014
disconnected - "when the copper wire is stolen"
late -"after the expected, proper, or usual time"
funny-farm - "a pejorative slang term for a psychiatric hospital"
JUNE 2014
solstice - "an astronomical event that occurs twice each year marking the
change in seasons"
fifa - "Fédération Internationale de Football Association"
breadline - "the poorest condition in which it is acceptable to live"
GMO's - "an organism whose genetic material has been altered using
genetic engineering"
MAY 2014
Dirt - "Our chickens LOVE it"
Why don't we eat swans? - "anymore.."
famous - "having a widespread reputation, usually of a favourable nature.."
attitude - "a positive or negative evaluation of just about anything in your
environment"
FEB, MARCH, APRIL 2014
Henopause - "a lack of eggs"
Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh! - "St. Patrick’s Day Blessing On You
(plural)"
be-happy - "When you're smilin', the whole world smiles with you."
fallen-idols - "they're just not worth it"
horse-power - "Every girl needs some"
give-a-cluck - "World Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals"
valentine - "be mine"
Bad-Egg - "a troublemaker"
Hike - " To go on an extended walk for pleasure" ??
Red.Barn.2014 - "time goes by faster than a speeding pullet"